So this is painful. You can do things like athletes, without being an athlete. Walking is as good as running. BUSPH PSA. There's an acronym for you. "Emulate atheletes; you can be like those athletes. You can feel like you're Nomar."
Second option: Sunscreen, Protection for your pleasure. And spermicide.
"These students wanted to use a stronger core value. So they used sex. Use sunscreen because you're gonna have sex, right now."
Fruit and vegetable (inter)course: Sex and small carrots. And making fun of awkward American kid. Health food is easier to make food porn with, because healthy people aren't aroused by cheeseburgers. Other uses of food porn: anorexia web sites. This is the horror version.
